Snippets overheard while I waited to get my hair cut:



From the woman who looked to be around 90 and kept her eyes mostly closed: "I'm not asleep. I'm talking in my sleep."



Two hairdressers:

"I have got to take these teeth out."

"Will you have to go home?"

"Nah. It's just the bottom ones."



Woman being combed out:

"I got me a lawyer on my second divorce." From what I could tell, she was regretting losing the freezer, refrigerator, and piano in the first divorce.